From where does a CFA charterholder, or other professional acronym-holder, derive joy? Is it from earning and logging Continuing Professional Development (CPD) hours? No. No, it is not.
Is it from getting their shiny acronym printed on new business cards? Maybe a bit.
Most of the joy is in fact seasonal. It reaches a peak around this time of year as current charterholders observe CFA candidates driven mad by apprehension at this Saturday’s impending
doom exam and think: ‘damn I’m glad that isn’t me anymore. That totally sucked!’ Read more
With tens of thousands of CFA candidates hoping that you’d forget they sat an exam on Saturday, this WSJ headline from Tuesday could not have been written at a worse time:
Oh dear. Read more
A little over a week from now, thousands of well-groomed zombies will descend on test centres around the globe to sit CFA exams. Some will travel in packs, others go solo. Regardless of grouping, it is strongly advised not to approach them. They haven’t read anything for fun in months and may be dangerous.
For CFA candidates, Saturday June 7th will be the pinnacle of neglecting everything in their life that didn’t have “Schweser” or “CFA Institute” printed on it. It is also at this moment that their relationships with their calculators have never been stronger.
To help get them get through it, FT Alphaville has compiled the following Q&A. Read more
This is another reminder about completing your Annual Risk Awareness Test. Our records show that you have yet to complete the Insider Trading Module.
Please note — for like the 30th time or something — that completion is mandatory. You must complete the test by Friday, October 4th. Read more
…we are somewhat concerned that you, like us, might be suffering from “well-informed futility syndrome”.
Why, yes! Yes we are! And frankly we’re worried about some of our readers too… Read more
As Dealbreaker noticed earlier, a rather strange email hit our collective inboxes a few weeks ago inviting us to enter the 2013 Financial Modeling World Championship in New York, aka “ModelOff”.
Erm, yeah… Read more
Imagine spending an entire career evaluating bad things that might happen to financial institutions. It’s no mere thought experiment done in passing, but rather a task that one slaves over in excruciating detail. For years upon years on a constantly moving chessboard of potential disaster.
So, who wants to be a regulator? Read more
“I’d like to be instrumental in the manipulation of key interest rate benchmarks to the benefit of my employer”, said no aspiring financier ever. Equally unimaginable are freshly-minted bankers starting out wide-eyed, bushy-tailed and eager to aggressively mark books in order to disguise losses.
And yet, here we are with a plethora of scandals and misdeeds.
Why do so many in the industry lose their way? Read more
Russia has plenty of places with snow. But when it come to picking a spot to host the Winter Olympics, they chose here — Sochi — one of Russia’s warmest cities.
It’s a Friday. In August. Why not sit back and let the FT’s Charles Clover entertain you with this highly amusing and informative glance into preparations for the 2014 Winter Olympics, and Russia’s psyche. After all, the boss is probably on a beach somewhere and not all of one’s attention is needed to man the fort, right?* Read more
Pints, royals, strawberries and cream, bulldogs, cricket, fry-ups, football hooligans, and porn filters. All things British. The last item on the list being a recent arrival announced by Prime Minister David Cameron in a speech last week.
The filters will require an active selection to be able to view porn — plus anything that gets misidentified as porn — on one’s home internet connection.
Now, given that many Brits seem barely able flirt without the aid of alcohol (sorry!), one wonders exactly how many people will go to the trouble of getting the filters removed… but allow FT Alphaville to note that we kinda put “porn” in at least a couple of headlines over the last year. Just FYI. Read more
Ohhh, who’s being naughty now? Read more
How many different types of risk can you name?
Operational risk, market risk, liquidity risk, legal risk, credit risk, etc. Now, let’s add “Isda risk” (pronounced Izzz-dah risk, it has the added benefit of making one’s risk manager sound like a rapper, which hopefully we all can agree is hilarious):
“Does the Stock Market Gender Stereotype Corporate Boards? Evidence from the Market’s Reaction to Directors’ Trades.”
Does this title of a recently published study by a group of researchers at the University of Exeter make you think:
A. Hmm, “gender stereotype”. That’s wordy.
B. Oh boy, what’s the media going to do with this one… Read more
Bove vs Bloomberg, on JPMorgan || QEnd Game || EBA delays bank stress tests || Qatar bankrolls Syrian revolt || Dell profits below expectations || US farmland prices see double-digit rise || World’s largest container shipping company downgrades view on global trade || Tony Hayward appointed chairman of Glencore Xstrata || Citigroup FX traders move away from Bloomberg Messenger || Saudi princes deny laundering claim || S&P cuts Berkshire Hathaway || Yahoo spared potential $2.7bn in legal damages || Market update Read more
Bloomberg withdrawal (BBG wɪðˈdrɔːəl) noun.
- Removal of all meaningful work space elements other than the desk, chair, phone, and headache tablets.
- Detachment from all those who matter in one’s work (and possibly also personal) life.
- Feeling of uncertainty that accompanies the suspicion that their terminal is somehow betraying them. Typically arises from reports in the media.
Unfortunately, an unusually high number of people may be suffering from the last one lately. Sorry about that.
In case you haven’t been following, there are two very separate threads to the Bloomberg kerfuffle. Read more
Beyond a certain point, incremental increases in income stop making a difference to someone’s satisfaction with his or her lot in life.
After obtaining a nicely stocked humidor, a couple of Bentleys, a Patek Phillipe, an account with Coutts, and membership at The Hurlingham Club, what else is there, really? Maybe there’s nothing. Maybe we should ask the miserable bankers making a million who are struggling to
get by keep up with their equally wealthy peers…
But do not despair! For it turns out that more money does seem to equal higher reported life satisfaction! Even at relatively high levels of income! Even though we’re not in a position to be relived ourselves about that (media — it’s a booming industry, kids), we’re very happy for those of you who are! Read more
With less than a month to go, several of this blogger’s mental faculties seem to have gone offline. In the space that previously housed “fear of public failure,” new tenants have arrived in the form of after-tax return equations, biases that impact investment decisions, and a multitude of currency hedging strategies.
Ego defenses down, FT Alphaville would like to draw your attention to a brilliant post by the people at the 300 hours. It’s entitled “Sh*t People Say (to CFA candidates)”. Tl;dr version available to the right.
Drumroll… Read more
“What happens when one bank defaults across six CCPs? The remaining members will have to pick up the bill. Given that they are almost certainly members of the other CCPs, this will result in a default contribution bill so large it could potentially lead to their failure also.”
That’s Gary Dunn, senior manager for regulatory and risk analytics at HSBC, being quoted by Risk at Isda’s AGM last week. Given the increasing concentration of risk in central counterparties, he thinks that they would ultimately have to be bailed out by taxpayers, after the CCP’s buffers were exhausted. Read more
Elsewhere on Friday,
– Oh, yes, it’s the shared office printer.
– The Macro Man would like to introduce you to the new one euro coin.
– Economists did a bad job predicting the crisis. How have they done since? Read more
The backwardation of gold || The Aussie bank share bubble || Stepping towards numerical QE guidance || ECB Meeting || Chinese renminbi at record high || Shell chief exec to step down next year || Apple avoids potential $9bn tax bill with debt sale || Ad tools boost Facebook || Tablet shipments rise 142% || Google invests in lender || Transocean dividend plans || Goldman under criticism for Malaysia bond deal || IBM Lenovo deal breaks down || Kodak may emerge from bankruptcy in July || Market Update Read more
JPMorgan’s executive re-reshuffle || Strong capital inflows into Asia increase risk, says IMF || HFT to face speed limits on EBS platform || Chat apps overtake text messages || Ark gala mothballed || Alphaville’s latest podcast || Pari passu saga || Deep thoughts on civilisation || Market update Read more
…it was just someone using Excel on a laptop who was highlighting cells for a formula and released his index finger from the left-clicky button of his mouse too soon.
Writes Irish stand-up comedian Colm O’Regan for BBC Magazine, in his piece about “The mysterious powers of Microsoft Excel”. As you will likely have guessed, his article was inspired by spreadsheet blunders in Reinhart and Rogoff’s 2010 Growth in a Time of Debt paper. Read more
“One thing that I think would stand you in very good stead is to avoid lobbying – influencing policy is probably a better way to put it. We hear so much about fragmentation, but then the banks and trade associations discuss at great length trying to lower the standards.”
That’s William Coen, deputy secretary-general of the Basel Committee on Banking Supervision, as quoted by Risk on Wednesday. Read more
How to write a AP tweet hacking story || On the virtuous circle of exporting deflation || The gold-Barca bubble || Barclays pre-tax profit falls || Apple tries to appease || Credit Suisse beats || ENRC chairman resigns || Australian central bank to invest in China || IT outsourcing companies to face toughened visa regime || Shell warns of shale delays outside US || Market update Read more
China & Eurozone PMIs disappoint || Europe hits political limits for austerity, says EC president || EU warns on US bank ‘protectionism’ || Twitter signs biggest ever ads deal || Share of US oil imports from top suppliers rises || Tie-up in tertiary education in Brazil || Netflix beats forecasts || News Corp to reap payout on settlement || Walmart’s audit committee pay boost || Italian president warns of political deadlock || Market update Read more
The rise of rail oil || Italy ditches promise of ratable payment to bondholders || Blackstone abandons its $25bn offer for Dell || IBM posts rare miss || Votorantim Cimentos intends to raise $5.4bn || Microsoft signals change of heart over Windows 8 || Google reports mixed results || SAP’s shortfall || Morgan Stanley suffers trading activity decrease || Markets update Read more
Kiobel v Royal Dutch Petroleum || Mission Impossible: ECB Governing Council minion edition || Apple investors rattled || US ousts China as the top destination for Japanese exports || Fears over low rates || Brazil increases rates || Deepwater Horizon trial || Ebay’s revenue miss || Bank of America setback || Markets Update Read more
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to collect seven briefing documents for a meeting of the ECB’s Governing Council. As always, should you or any of your colleagues be caught or killed, FT Alphaville will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This blog post will destruct if our servers go down. Good luck, dear readers. Read more
Gold producers tumble || The S&P’s peak || Brent crude falls below $100 || Cargill calls for transparency in commodities || Energy Future Holdings’ creditors reject pre-packaged bankruptcy || Ergen trumps SoftBank with $25bn Sprint bid || Former Rochdale Securities trader pleads guilty to conspiracy and wire fraud || Greece on track to receive aid tranche || Gold’s fall sharpest since ’80s Read more
What goes up, must come down, but most particularly the shiny yellow stuff lately. And Bitcoins. Can’t forget Bitcoins.
Anything else feeling a bit weighty lately?