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Be the boss; pay no costs
Acróstica? We hardly even…
‘This is a sensitive trade-off that has not always been well managed in the banking industry’
The lawful good to chaotic evil of assets vs liabilities
Ground zero for the global duration dump
Well, kinda, maybe, maybe not
Defence tech; Waffle House; AI movies; Tories; GEO; corporate speech; Anthropic; English majors; and OpenAI
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Tee-34
She’s Gen Z, she’s Scottish, and she’s our only hope
How to lend money and influence people
I care not when you call me big poppadom
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America; men; AI; people; gaming; Tim Cook; and man
Tom Cruise; opinions; Altman x Ive; homo sapiens; macroeconomics; freelancing; airports; Norway stuff; and sudden infant death syndrome
The dumbest PE performance metric still bamboozles some investors
The chart of seduction
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Who cares what the papers say?
The return of the bond vigilantes . . . in Japan?
Joined up thinking
Strive Asset Management + some Discord servers = “Berkshire Hathaway of Bitcoin”?
RIP George Wendt; Bluesky; safe assets; LinkedIn magic
He who understands it, earns it. He who doesn’t, pays it
Ipsos facto
How then shall we live?
Someone alert WallStreetBets
Demonology; Cruise & McQuarrie; US trade deficit; AI slop snafu; oncology 101
It’s not just a lifer issue
Struggling club risks ending up nearly a yard offside
‘We are pulling apart our own regulatory foundation — block by block, case by case, and rule by rule’
Food criticism; deal criticism, photography criticism; Alexander the Great criticism; and mirror image criticism
It’s just, like, their opinion man
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Woke Marxist Moody’s
Napoleon’s sabre; onlineness; papal taxes; GENIUS; mainstream macro
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