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NBIM; private capital; term premia; capital ratios; food barons; tipping; IMEI numbers; homelessness; and drinking fountains
Might a STOLI cocktail leave a $20bn hangover?
The worker insecurity hypothesis versus Lina Khan
Tape, measured
Sofa, so good
Zen and the art of expectation maintenance
FT Alphaville’s main takeaways from the secretive trading firm’s bond prospectus
Top-tier asset, cheap pricing, savvy tactics. And balloons
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Controversial things come in low-value packages
Driven to distraction
Chatham House Misrule
Private equity; AI factors; AI’s limits; intergalactic AI; AI in the building; insurance; Icelandic UX; Hermes; music; and rocks
Chinese cars; private equity; Fidelity; Adani; publishing; education; co-ops; childbirth; and website T&Cs
Chartbeats (José González version)
While Investor Relations just want to top up their tans
Stupidity; Soho; Stiglitz; and spam
Return to the £3.66mn Cellar: The Plonky Version
Yes, you probably have to care about this one
Why now, why not earlier, why ever, at what price, and what it might mean for fertiliser production in North Yorkshire
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Reservation scalping; flame-throwing robot dogs; Russian reserve accumulation and Taylor Swift fandom
The UK Takeover Panel wants less to do
Meet Ben F orgers (we wish we were making this up)
An accidental FT Alphaville experiment
Seagull boy; nuking the moon; chief tractor officer; optimal Mario Kart
Smol bean bag
To her record label, not that much. For our SEO, quite a lot
Ten Years to Save the Bank’s Forecasts?
Book publishing; whisky blues; It’s Mostly Fiscal; the macro of mental health
Little Britain
Rollins in the deep
Lord, make me solvent, but not yet
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Legislate in haste; repent at leisure
Garden gnomes; big pharma; intelligent insects; four-day work week
Chart in a cage
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