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An FXplanation
Asking the big questions
Our disappointment is immeasurable and our day is ruined
Seven defendants were accused on Friday of stealing $214mn from US investors
The perils of cash flow accounting
There are anomalies, and then there are ANOMALIES
Regime change; WWI debts; Nick Denton; eggs; shrimp; etc
The answer may not surprise you
Tee to a you
Papal bull
An innovative play on bitcoin maximalism, or an instrument of maximal shareholder dilution?
It’s heeere . . .?
Yes, we have one
Group texts; 23andMe; money laundering; fake customers; woo science; etc
An “abundance” of takes; Cats; German military Keynesianism; FADFO; Columbia folds; etc
The Steve Chartin
Mexico City; AI book digestion; bird flu; used Teslas; Substack; lawns; Deutsche Boerse; psychoanalysis; and definite articles
(How many headlines do you write per day that would kill a Victorian child?)
Also, what’s the BoP treatment of OnlyFans?
A short-cut for UK debt issuance
Bagholders unite
Sellside, meet oligopoly
Angels; bank crisis ’23; swine; Vanity Fair; Fannie Mae; research; AI; and trees
MaPS, they don’t love you like we love you
When money spent on assets doesn’t result in assets
Abundance; doggy bags; BTFP; handbags; animal sounds; Gavin Newsom; the humble axolotl; and salt
The Descent of Mann
Uncomfortable sell-side headlines for $1,000 please Alex
Business-friendly-as-a-service
Interposed with photos of Donald Trump playing golf
Parsing the junk bond market entrails for clues
Markets; Satoshi; more markets; yet more markets; ‘private rooms’; the Brothers Grimm; and pineapples
Chartichoke hearts
Everything’s fantastic and nobody’s happy
Private markets FTW
Canada; Substack; AI workers’ right; The Beatles; and a coup
The ‘accountant of risk’ has passed away