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Tariffs and trade deals; eggs; private credit; macro history; Ozempic; Bell Labs; and carbonated lo-fi beats
All Drizzle, no sizzle
Sex! Boardroom drama! Retail!
PLOT TO GO!
Why April 2025 was no March 2020
Trillion dollar GIGO
Examining the CDS entrails
Shake it till it shrinks
The Bank of England’s most exciting ratesetter strikes again
Gulf clap
A 1990s vibe shift
GLWT
Cities; phone sex; college; university; Scott Bessent; tax rates; and Bill Gates
Blood; the CIA; PCs; critical minerals; RFK; AI friends; pyramids; and wine animals
The $2.5tn Jenmageddon
Daft Punk; Elon Musk; daydreaming; eternal life; Vikings; life insurers; buildings; and Dua Lipa
Clickbait, Alphaville-style
How the Oracle of Omaha embarrassed his own industry
Bill Gross and the chart spray
We have an alternative culprit though
TM SGNL; film tariffs; Texas; lit crit; crypto taxes; Buffett; South Korea; more Buffett
‘Trading has been hectic’
Bunkers; helplines; Tolkien; the NYC subway; interval funds; Brian Steel; neurodivergence; and archers
Asset-liability mismatches FTW
I chart in your general direction
Wall Street has a new captain
The Strategy strategy will keep working until it doesn't
Fertility; Huawei; Schrodinger’s cat; RIP Polygon: App Store
Myprotein, Glanbia, and a parting of the wheys
A legendary round goes into (temporary?!?) retirement
Number rabbit hole; phones in schools; ETFs; Margin Call; Martian magnetism
A few annual report lowlights from the former northern powerhouse
Once more unto the breach, says Barclays
Cognitive error
Opec’s last dance to keep inventory under control
Gandalf; quote thieves; authoritarian brains; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; nuclear energy
CPI in the rear-view mirror