The bitcoin holy war is getting real.
And then to shut up shop, with all the money gone.
(By launching the shittest of all the shitcoins, of course.)
And it's... Dogecoin, obvz. Elon's all about the lulz.
We at Alphaville have egg all over our face.
Pinch, punch, first of the month.
And the myth of decentralisation.
Skilling is sniffing out the blockchain bros, says the WSJ.
“Seller does not accept returns”.
“FEAR. IS THE ULTIMATE. CURRENCY.”
'Indeed, cryptocurrency is considered more risky than most other assets."
The reality is a little bit more complicated and more of a “blip”, according to the company.
Desperate times call for desperate meme magic.
Something can come from nothing.
“Paper money is going away and crypto is a far better way to transfer value.”
A five-day dive into the murky world of crypto-influencers.
A new paradigm for effectuating electronic payments?
“The ascent of money has been essential to the ascent of man." And now it is the turn of the stablecoin.
How simple mathematics shows bitcoin's design is doomsday-level bad
A fitting chart for a ten-year-old.
Dolla dolla bill y'all.
“Having to apply US securities regulation to the system had a serious negative impact on our ability to launch”.
You gotta have faith.
Because who doesn't love a dreadful, misleading, four-month old chart.
“In several respects its AML/ CFT systems and controls...fell below the standard expected of it for regulatory purposes.”
Being an asset is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are one, you aren't.
Some mothers do 'ave em. But most, thank God, don't.
Last year, Joe Public went all in on crypto, and plenty egged them on.
An absence of buyers is the phenomenon here.
Down down, deeper and down
