When public life gets too much.
By: FT Alphaville
“Being funny is apparently not always our strong suit.”
Maybe the Tories were telling the truth after all.
He’ll never lose a single AirPod again. He might lose them both, though.
We hope you all have great and fruitful straightforward shooting weekends.
Gaze at the stars, and pick winning stocks.
DJ D-Sol knows a thing or two about profitability.
David Marcus of Libra fame likes to argue payments should be as cheap and easy to execute as WhatsApp calls.
By: Izabella Kaminska
Munch, The Spaniel (1893)
The origins of Men in Black.
Alexa, I’m not in the mood.
Tips for capitalist astronomers.
“It is only the naïveté of Jay Powell”
“It's a prodigious accomplishment, and marks the apex of his already superlative career.”
Alphaville puts on its sellside hat once again for the sale of the century
By: Joseph Cotterill
Cocs Up Pre-Market.
Still, sparkling or bath?
“This is a part-time role, requiring 29.5 hours per week, and does not include benefits.”
The “ultimate Schrödinger's cat” of the digital economy.
“So you say the Mueller Report proves Julian guilty?”
“What is your understanding of what 'death recorded' means?”
“Oh now wait a minute.”
“Forecasts are inherently limited and cannot be relied upon.”
“A coup is underway”
“Everything needs to scale”.
A crypto genius comes of age
“You’ve had loads of blow-ups, blah, blah, blah.”
“So, you are still benefiting from the platform my dear, even if you want to be high and mighty about boycotting it.”