The origins of Men in Black.
By: FT Alphaville
Alexa, I’m not in the mood.
Tips for capitalist astronomers.
“It is only the naïveté of Jay Powell”
“It's a prodigious accomplishment, and marks the apex of his already superlative career.”
Alphaville puts on its sellside hat once again for the sale of the century
By: Joseph Cotterill
Cocs Up Pre-Market.
Still, sparkling or bath?
“This is a part-time role, requiring 29.5 hours per week, and does not include benefits.”
The “ultimate Schrödinger's cat” of the digital economy.
“So you say the Mueller Report proves Julian guilty?”
“What is your understanding of what 'death recorded' means?”
“Oh now wait a minute.”
“Forecasts are inherently limited and cannot be relied upon.”
“A coup is underway”
“Everything needs to scale”.
A crypto genius comes of age
“You’ve had loads of blow-ups, blah, blah, blah.”
“So, you are still benefiting from the platform my dear, even if you want to be high and mighty about boycotting it.”
“Many of them emerged messed up, Trump said.”
“Not a good day to be named Kraft.”
And the winner of the “Best Personality for Supporting Gender Balance” goes to...
Energy and spirituality > revenue.
“The canonical 30-year old living at home”
“Violence baguettes violence.”
“Bone sawwwwwwww waddup.”
“That idiocy will not occur here.”
“An event like NO OTHER!”