When maths becomes marketing.
By: Jamie Powell
The electric car company comes clean.
How $2.4bn went from ‘contingency fund’ to being potentially burnt through in 10 months
$642m in equity and $1.35bn in converts.
A few thoughts on receivables, capital expenditure and inventory.
And cars with a net present value of $200,000.
Growth story continues to judder.
What do you call a growth company that stops growing?
And it's... Dogecoin, obvz. Elon's all about the lulz.
By: Jemima Kelly
...if you're a non-employee director.
'Quantum cosmology may be needed to reconcile Tesla written guidance' - Barclays
And then doesn't. Sort of.
“Death is the solution to all problems. No man, no problem” - Stalin
And it's been ready-to-reserve since 2017.
Alphaville no longer has any idea what's going on.
Also, some notable changes to the Full Self Driving spiel.
A deep dive into the green energy giant's cash balance. Warning: contains many assumptions.
A much anticipated announcement brings yet another round of lay-offs.
Elon Musk becomes Elon Tusk, not a relation of Donald.
Mr Musk lands in hot water with the 'Shortseller Enrichment Comission' (SEC).
How to move the needle on gross margins, without doing anything at all.
“Paper money is going away and crypto is a far better way to transfer value.”
Tesla's general counsel resigns after two months on the job, for pastures familiar.
*lol only joking.
Demand is affected by price (who knew!?)
By: Izabella Kaminska
Why Tesla can't solve its efficiency issues with autonomous shared mobility schemes.
At Tesla it takes more courage to retreat than advance.
AV goes back to the drawing board.
Now you see it, now you don't.