Meanwhile, in a parallel universe…

The danger of pre-scheduled publication tools is that sometimes stuff happens….

Thanks to Nicholas Colas, chief market strategist at Convergex, for keeping the dream alive. The above was delivered into our inbox 16 minutes ago.

We’ll share Nick’s re-write when he’s caught up with the news.

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