Annals of investment bankers who should know better

Mike Kanevsky edition.

Who is Mike Kanevsky, you ask? According to this blog post, and these four Facebook profiles, Mr Kanevsky is an analyst at an investment bank in New York by day, and a club promoter by night.

Activities, according to his open-to-the-public-although-surely-he-must-know-better Facebook profiles:

Promoting…eating food, taking an hour lunch when I’m really not supposed to. Making bread, and then counting it, twice.

King Mike? (picture from public Facebook album)

Interests range from “Asian pornography” and “going to fancy restaurants and spending way too much money” to “girls that can cook or dance or read.”

At least the man has standards – he’s not down with no illiterate chicks.

The investment bank that clearly does not monitor its employees’ Facebooking did not comment on this post because FT Alphaville declined to call them, on the grounds that we didn’t want to be the ones who flagged this up to HR.

Betcha those profiles are gone tomorrow, though.

(H/T Trading Goddess)

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