… but regally proportioned, unemployed gents with untreated gonorrhoea and mother issues generally find it tough going.
Not so with Aim-traded online dating specialist Cupid according to Bronte Capital’s John Hempton who threw up a rather extreme fake profile — Fat, lazy, poor sick guy wants support – to see if he got many bites. Read more

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2Secret liquidity and Scottish independence
3Pump up, debase
4S&P 2,100, by Goldman Sachs
5Apple Operations International, facts (?) du jour
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7In which the FTSE puts the crisis behind it
8Further reading
9The risk of a Japanese VaR shock
10Spain's awful unemployment
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