Bruno Iksil — a.k.a Voldemort — coverage at Bloomberg is getting a tad, should we say, compulsive.
The latest follow up sees the news agency trawling through the LinkedIn profiles of JP Morgan’s Chief Investment Office employees in an attempt to figure out exactly what the office does. Is it prop trading? Is it hedging? Or is it possibly funding? You can almost hear the collective Bloomberg brain chiming: “Cannot compute. Cannot compute. How can one guy hold a $100bn position? Why have we never heard of the Chief Investment Office before?” Read more