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Memo to Mike Lynch

Please stop clogging up the Regulatory News Service with puffery like this:

Exhibit A Cambridge, UK and San Francisco, Calif. – Nov. 24, 2009 – Autonomy Corporation plc (LSE: AU. or AU.L), a global leader in infrastructure software for the enterprise, today announced that it was named one of the top 100 companies in the digital content industry by EContent Magazine. This marks the seventh consecutive year that the company has been recognized by the publication. EContent is a monthly leading IT business publication that focuses on the development and implementation of digital content strategies and resources.

Exhibit B
Cambridge, UK and SAN FRANCISCO – November 17, 2009 – Autonomy Corporation plc (LSE: AU. or AU.L), a global leader in infrastructure software for the enterprise, today announced new capabilities for its Information Management & Governance offerings that support the data privacy requirements as outlined in the Health Information Technology for Economic and Clinical Health (HITECH) Act. Autonomy iManage Worksite now supports automated encryption of HIPAA regulated information and provides policy-based management to ensure that regulated data is not accidentally disclosed.

Exhibit C
Cambridge, UK and SAN FRANCISCO – November 16, 2009 – Autonomy Corporation plc (LSE: AU. or AU.L), a global leader in infrastructure software for the enterprise, today announced that its core infrastructure software, the Intelligent Data Operating Layer (IDOL), has been named IT Infrastructure Product of the Year at the  UK IT Industry Awards 2009. Autonomy’s revolutionary meaning-based infrastructure software was selected after a rigorous assessment process. The coveted accolade recognizes IDOL as the biggest contribution to business technology over the last 12 months, commending it for its innovation, significant commercial success and customer satisfaction.

Exhibit D
Cambridge, UK and SAN FRANCISCO – November 12, 2009 – Autonomy Corporation plc (LSE: AU. or AU.L), a global leader in infrastructure software for the enterprise, today announced that EarthLink, Inc. (Nasdaq: ELNK), a leading Internet Service Provider with millions of customers, is using Autonomy Optimost to significantly improve the click-through rates (CTR) on its web sites. For example, the search results page on my.earthlink.net has experienced a four-percent uplift in CTR, while the search results page on home.peoplepc.com has seen a greater than five-percent uplift in CTR.

Exhibit E
Cambridge, UK and SAN FRANCISCO – November 10, 2009 - Autonomy Corporation plc (LSE: AU. or AU.L), a global leader in infrastructure software for the enterprise, today announced the availability of a next-generation collection solution for eDiscovery and compliance. The solution uses a scalable, distributed model to automatically search, identify, preserve and collect relevant electronically-stored information (ESI) to the cloud from laptops, desktops and more than 400 enterprise repositories, including file and email servers, archives, and Microsoft SharePoint. Collected ESI is then stored in Autonomy’s secure, cloud-based archive, enabling organizations to perform defensible and systemized preservation and collection in the shortest amount of time to meet the preservation obligation. This new solution, which is a key part of Autonomy’s industry-leading Legal Hold solution suite, enables global organizations to comply with data privacy laws around the world by ensuring that personal data that does not pertain to the legal case will not be collected. 

It’s not PR wire.

(NB, we will be looking out for other offenders. Ryanair, Rolls Royce and Imaginatik are already on our watch list).

Related link
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Autonomy and the City – FT Alphaville

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