1. No worries. I’ll just drop by and pick ‘em up with my Gulfstream.
2. Unmarked bills, non-consecutively numbered. There’ll be a getaway car waiting outside the Treasury Dept.
3. Just wire the funds to our LLC, c/o Bank Suisse, the Grand Cayman Islands.
4. Write a check directly to the Four Seasons Resort and Spa Complex, Laguna Hills, CA. attention “Charlene.”
From Vanity Fair.
Quick now, there’s not much TARP cash left!
Related links:
GAO to Paulson: Must do better – FT Alphaville
What is your assessment as to the typical volume of spam received from the FSA per day? – FT Alphaville