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What is your assessment as to the typical volume of spam received from the FSA per day?

Unredacted and presented as received, Greg Newton at Naked Shorts has a copy of the FSA’s rumour questionnaire – aka A Thematic Review of Firm’s Policies Regarding Market Rumours. Sent out, apparently with no shame, to practising market professionals.

Replete with such undodgeable forensic interrogatives as;

  • What is your assessment as to the typical volume of rumours received per day?
  • Do you notice any significant patterns in the rumours you receive?
  • Using the crayon enclosed, can you draw this pattern?

Notes Newton:Had this emanated from the US Securities and Exchange Commission, it would have run at least 30 pages but the FSA has the advantage of operating a principles-free light-touch regulatory system that is at least as ineffectual at catching robbers on their way into the bank. but a whole lot cheaper.Related links
My lawyers couldn’t stop laughing – Fintag

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