Oh dear. “Profound boredom with the string pushing” has, in turn, pushed the Capital Chronicle blogger, RJH Adams, into a parody of Asterix. An extract:
Potion in hand, Asterix and Obelix (not forgetting Bear) speed back to Gaul to bail out the village, the Bonushistrionix clan and pay off stroppy Phoenician energy merchant Opekus Ekonomikrisis.
But will they make it before either the dreaded Caesar Deflaticious and his legions, or the equally feared renegade Roman general Magnus Inflationasaurus, arrive?..
