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I’m a hedge fund manager, how about a romantic merger?

*censored*, I'm a hedge fund manager

They took the words right out of our mouths – and stuck them on a t-shirt.

Flaunt your capitalist credentials with this straightforward bid for a romantic merger. Who said chivalry was dead? All cotton shirt in indigo blue is silcone washed for incredible softness and will keep you feeling like a big swinging dick all day long. Added bonus — the flying dollar detail pattern sleekly complements your collection of Ferragamo ties.

Happy Valentine’s Day, from FT Alphaville.

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