Earlier on Thursday, FT Alphaville cited a report from New York that Goldman Sachs had failed to pay veterinary bills for a bundle of kittens born at one of its under-construction buildings.
We can now happily report that the bank has paid the fees and homes have been found. Says a Goldman spokesman:
They are now the luckiest kittens in Manhattan.
We’re pretty sure we could make a fat cat joke here, but since saving kittens is clearly God’s work, we shall abstain.
Instead, here’s a picture of a happy kitten (caption suggestion: I can haz bonus?)
Goldman Sachs abandons kittens (really) – FT Alphaville
Congratulations McCatchy, you made hating Goldman uncool – Clusterstock