Goldman Sachs saves kittens (really) | FT Alphaville

Goldman Sachs saves kittens (really)

An update.

Earlier on Thursday, FT Alphaville cited a report from New York that Goldman Sachs had failed to pay veterinary bills for a bundle of kittens born at one of its under-construction buildings.

We can now happily report that the bank has paid the fees and homes have been found. Says a Goldman spokesman:

They are now the luckiest kittens in Manhattan.

We’re pretty sure we could make a fat cat joke here, but since saving kittens is clearly God’s work, we shall abstain.

Instead, here’s a picture of a happy kitten (caption suggestion: I can haz bonus?)

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